Day: May 28, 2016

Clara the housekeeper

Jeff Clips ,

This is seriously one of the funnest Drew and Mike phone calls I’ve ever heard. They stumble onto a housekeeper named Clara from Columbia, South Carolina.

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Facts Drew fishes from the phone call:

  • Clara works for Doug, who was held up in Brazil.
  • Clara went to Las Vegas in November
  • Doug’s lights are broke and a repair man is suppose to be calling about fixing them.
  • Clara doesn’t know Doug’s Cellaphone Phone number
  • Clara’s from Columbia, South Carolina.
  • Clara broke one of her hips
  • Doug has an answaa machine
  • Doug went to Lopictures-of-pontiac-bonneville-ii-1998-101489.jpgng Island
  • Doug’s wife name is Rita
  • Clara has a 1998 Bonneville
  • The automatic lights keep going on and off.
  • Clara has worked for Doug and Rita for 20 years.
  • Clara will be there until 2:30-3:00 PM

New Facts we find out about Drew:

  • Drew is suppose to fix Doug’s lights
  • Rita and Drew used to date.
  • Drew and Rita have a daughter together
  • Drew met Rita and fell in love with her when he first came to fix her lights.
  • Rita is an amazing lover.
  • Doug doesn’t know about Drew and Rita’s relationship.
  • Drew doesn’t like to kiss and tell
  • Drew has custody of their daughter with Rita
  • Their daughter is a beautiful girl.
  • Drew has a photo of him with Rita and their daughter, but since it was an artsie photo, they are all nude.
  • Drew and Roya went to Woodstock together.
  • Drew thought Rita was going to give birth at Woodstock

Drew and Mike #019

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May 28, 2016 | Download the File | Download via iTunes (DO THIS IF YOU CAN).

  • Drew and Charlie Host
  • Rich Cohen, author of the Rolling Stones book “The Sun & The Moon & The Rolling Stones”.
  • Rich reminds us of the Lick Jagger incident with Ron Wood on SNL back in 1978.
  • Rich tells us about Mick’s confidence level with Chuck Berry and Muddy Waters nearby.
  • Drew tells us about “Beggar’s Banquet”.
  • Donald Trump still at it and now it is “Pocahontas”.

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  • Out of control shootings in Detroit, even over Kool-Aid?
  • What’s the worst bet you’ve lost, guys?  Bad enough to get breast implants?
  • Well if you have, at least there’s a new bra out to accentuate the side boob look.
  • Is Hillary Clinton hooked on pills?
  • Charlie Sheen apparently owes American Express quite a bit.
  • Heather Locklear gets dumped over a throwback pic with Tommy Lee.
  • Jamie Foxx takes his Rolls Royce through a Chick-Fil-A.
  • John Travolta in drag.
  • Phil Mickelson is involved in some insider trading?
  • Does Jessica Simpson have fake boobs?
  • Casey Anthony out and about buying a new car and allegedly giving sexual favors to her attorney Jose Baez to cover legal costs.
  • On the subject of chick murderers, this brings up Jodi Arias and Amy Fisher.
  • Remember our story about the $4 million house in the new Red Wing stadium construction zone?  Let’s get a call into “Eric” for his take on it.
  • Melissa Gilbert drops out of her congressional race… and owes the IRS $470,000.
  • Speaking of owing money, Al Sharpton and Tawana Brawley.
  • Thank you to all the vets out there past and present!  Happy Memorial Day!