Clara the Housekeeper

This is the interview that Joey brought up on today’s (September 29th, 2016) podcast, as the guys were trying to get Mr. Skin on the phone. Listen and download here:

This is seriously one of the funnest Drew and Mike phone calls I’ve ever heard. They stumble onto a housekeeper named Clara from Columbia, South Carolina.

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Facts Drew fishes from the phone call:

  • Clara works for Doug, who was held up in Brazil.
  • Clara went to Las Vegas in November
  • Doug’s lights are broke and a repair man is suppose to be calling about fixing them.
  • Clara doesn’t know Doug’s Cellaphone Phone number
  • Clara’s from Columbia, South Carolina.
  • Clara broke one of her hips
  • Doug has an answaa machine
  • Doug went to Lopictures-of-pontiac-bonneville-ii-1998-101489.jpgng Island
  • Doug’s wife name is Rita
  • Clara has a 1998 Bonneville
  • The automatic lights keep going on and off.
  • Clara has worked for Doug and Rita for 20 years.
  • Clara will be there until 2:30-3:00 PM

New Facts we find out about Drew:

  • Drew is suppose to fix Doug’s lights
  • Rita and Drew used to date.
  • Drew and Rita have a daughter together
  • Drew met Rita and fell in love with her when he first came to fix her lights.
  • Rita is an amazing lover.
  • Doug doesn’t know about Drew and Rita’s relationship.
  • Drew doesn’t like to kiss and tell
  • Drew has custody of their daughter with Rita
  • Their daughter is a beautiful girl.
  • Drew has a photo of him with Rita and their daughter, but since it was an artsie photo, they are all nude.
  • Drew and Roya went to Woodstock together.
  • Drew thought Rita was going to give birth at Woodstock

Drew, Marc and Trudi – 9-29-16

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  • Trudi Daniels (@Trudicsx) from 94.7 WCSX and Marc Fellhauer(@MarcFell) today!
  • Let’s get a call in to the one and only Mr. Skin to find out about Christina Hendricks, Amanda Quaid and many others!  Be sure to check out his website and podcast!
  • And just for Trudi, Marc brings up “Mr. Man”.  Brace yourselves.
  • Revisiting the Sommy story and we have a former neighbor’s phone number.
  • Where is Stone Phillips these days?
  • Frances Bean Cobain ordered to pay spousal support to her ex-Walking Bill.
  • Don’t forget to follow Drew’s House on Twitter.
  • Marc runs us through classic Britney Spears and K-Fed moments.
  • Joe Simpson (father of Jessica “Racktacular” Simpson) is doing photography… recently of Ava Sambora.
  • Rehashing more of the Trump and Miss “Eating Machine” Universe drama along with his comments about Debra LaFave.
  • Newt Gingrich steps in to defend Trump’s statements about Miss Housekeeping.
  • Hearing both sides of the Andy Dick incident with the Drew & Mike Podcast.
  • Trudi and Drew share stories of Sirius issues.
  • Jay Rhadigan-again and his 31 (soon to be 32) U of M tattoos.
  • Lady Ga-ga is confirmed for the Super Bowl Halftime show.
  • Reminds Drew of when Jim Bentley went to a Lady Ga-ga concert.
  • Crossing over to Britney Spears and the K-Fed days.
  • Bruce Springsteen’s new book “Born To Run” is out.  He reached out to Brian De Palma to shoot “Dancing In The Dark” video, complete with a young Courtney Cox.
  • Steven Van Zandt when he was with Paul Revere And The Raiders.
  • Steven Tyler of Aerosmith took his time on getting lyrics together.
  • Ever see the South Park documentary “6 Days To Air“?
  • Don’t forget to follow the feud between Charlie LeDuff andDrew’s House on Twitter.

September 28, 2016 – Drew and Marc

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  • Continued thanks to Fox 2 Detroit and Mr. Ryan Ermanni(@RyanEFox2) for the story about the podcast!  Ratings have jumped!  Oooooooo!
  • Do we dare call Andy Dick again?  Did we get blocked?  He’s got his own podcast out.
  • Drew’s house has had enough of Charlie LeDuff‘s shit.  It has set up its own Twitter handle (@RedShovelStudio) and is on the attack.
  • Apparently the newly constructed porch contains another implement that is posing some competition for the Red Shovel.
  • The ongoing drama of Trump and Miss “Eating Machine” Universe Alicia Machado, who incidentally was a getaway driver during a murder… but that was 20 years ago so who cares, right?
  • And of course Hillary already has attack ads at the ready in short order including one regarding Alicia.
  • Hillary lays on some resting bitch face toward Mary J. Blige.
  • A recently released letter by Jean Kennedy Smith shows that Bobby Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe were an item.
  • Warren Beatty just couldn’t sleep unless he had sex.
  • Madonna just couldn’t function without a Pepsi.
  • E.J. Johnson steps out in quite the outfit.
  • Drew takes us through some of Cookie Johnson’s book.  What the poor woman put up with.
  • Drew runs through more stories from Cookie Johnson (given name: Earleatha Kelly) and her “Believing In Magic” book to include her introduction to Andre and “the party”.
  • Man lures an 18 year old to a remote cabin, sexually assaults her and forces her to eat rat feces.
  • This brings up rat stories from Drew and Marc.
  • Layla the bad ass dog discovers a rat and barks shit at a much larger dog.
  • When Marc’s cat Ashley gets in a hissing fit, give her her space.
  • A tubby deer doesn’t quite make it through a fence.
  • Drew’s rack radar is on the hunt for Christina Hendricks and her alleged nude rack…  no matter how pale and veiny.
  • Were there any nudes of Pippa Middleton in the iCloud hack cache?
  • Playboy goes in the opposite direction of nudity with its first female in a hijab.
  • Revisiting Homer Simpson and “Behind The Laughter” with a moving in to M.C. Hammer’s former house.
  • Rick Perry gets the boot from “Dancing With The Stars“.  A bit effeminate?
  • A mom makes an apology cake for her daughter following accusations of drug use.
  • A man tries to plant a hidden camera in a porta-shitter at an apple orchard and lands a few selfie fails.  Duuuuuh!
  • Don’t forget to follow the feud between Charlie LeDuff andDrew’s House on Twitter.
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September Podcast Catch Up

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