Clara the Housekeeper

This is the interview that Joey brought up on today’s (September 29th, 2016) podcast, as the guys were trying to get Mr. Skin on the phone. Listen and download here:

This is seriously one of the funnest Drew and Mike phone calls I’ve ever heard. They stumble onto a housekeeper named Clara from Columbia, South Carolina.

Download the file.

Facts Drew fishes from the phone call:

  • Clara works for Doug, who was held up in Brazil.
  • Clara went to Las Vegas in November
  • Doug’s lights are broke and a repair man is suppose to be calling about fixing them.
  • Clara doesn’t know Doug’s Cellaphone Phone number
  • Clara’s from Columbia, South Carolina.
  • Clara broke one of her hips
  • Doug has an answaa machine
  • Doug went to Lopictures-of-pontiac-bonneville-ii-1998-101489.jpgng Island
  • Doug’s wife name is Rita
  • Clara has a 1998 Bonneville
  • The automatic lights keep going on and off.
  • Clara has worked for Doug and Rita for 20 years.
  • Clara will be there until 2:30-3:00 PM

New Facts we find out about Drew:

  • Drew is suppose to fix Doug’s lights
  • Rita and Drew used to date.
  • Drew and Rita have a daughter together
  • Drew met Rita and fell in love with her when he first came to fix her lights.
  • Rita is an amazing lover.
  • Doug doesn’t know about Drew and Rita’s relationship.
  • Drew doesn’t like to kiss and tell
  • Drew has custody of their daughter with Rita
  • Their daughter is a beautiful girl.
  • Drew has a photo of him with Rita and their daughter, but since it was an artsie photo, they are all nude.
  • Drew and Roya went to Woodstock together.
  • Drew thought Rita was going to give birth at Woodstock
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