Clara the housekeeper

This is seriously one of the funnest Drew and Mike phone calls I’ve ever heard. They stumble onto a housekeeper named Clara from Columbia, South Carolina.

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Facts Drew fishes from the phone call:

  • Clara works for Doug, who was held up in Brazil.
  • Clara went to Las Vegas in November
  • Doug’s lights are broke and a repair man is suppose to be calling about fixing them.
  • Clara doesn’t know Doug’s Cellaphone Phone number
  • Clara’s from Columbia, South Carolina.
  • Clara broke one of her hips
  • Doug has an answaa machine
  • Doug went to Lopictures-of-pontiac-bonneville-ii-1998-101489.jpgng Island
  • Doug’s wife name is Rita
  • Clara has a 1998 Bonneville
  • The automatic lights keep going on and off.
  • Clara has worked for Doug and Rita for 20 years.
  • Clara will be there until 2:30-3:00 PM

New Facts we find out about Drew:

  • Drew is suppose to fix Doug’s lights
  • Rita and Drew used to date.
  • Drew and Rita have a daughter together
  • Drew met Rita and fell in love with her when he first came to fix her lights.
  • Rita is an amazing lover.
  • Doug doesn’t know about Drew and Rita’s relationship.
  • Drew doesn’t like to kiss and tell
  • Drew has custody of their daughter with Rita
  • Their daughter is a beautiful girl.
  • Drew has a photo of him with Rita and their daughter, but since it was an artsie photo, they are all nude.
  • Drew and Roya went to Woodstock together.
  • Drew thought Rita was going to give birth at Woodstock
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Drew and Mike #019

May 28, 2016 | Download the File | Download via iTunes (DO THIS IF YOU CAN).

  • Drew and Charlie Host
  • Rich Cohen, author of the Rolling Stones book “The Sun & The Moon & The Rolling Stones”.
  • Rich reminds us of the Lick Jagger incident with Ron Wood on SNL back in 1978.
  • Rich tells us about Mick’s confidence level with Chuck Berry and Muddy Waters nearby.
  • Drew tells us about “Beggar’s Banquet”.
  • Donald Trump still at it and now it is “Pocahontas”.

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  • Out of control shootings in Detroit, even over Kool-Aid?
  • What’s the worst bet you’ve lost, guys?  Bad enough to get breast implants?
  • Well if you have, at least there’s a new bra out to accentuate the side boob look.
  • Is Hillary Clinton hooked on pills?
  • Charlie Sheen apparently owes American Express quite a bit.
  • Heather Locklear gets dumped over a throwback pic with Tommy Lee.
  • Jamie Foxx takes his Rolls Royce through a Chick-Fil-A.
  • John Travolta in drag.
  • Phil Mickelson is involved in some insider trading?
  • Does Jessica Simpson have fake boobs?
  • Casey Anthony out and about buying a new car and allegedly giving sexual favors to her attorney Jose Baez to cover legal costs.
  • On the subject of chick murderers, this brings up Jodi Arias and Amy Fisher.
  • Remember our story about the $4 million house in the new Red Wing stadium construction zone?  Let’s get a call into “Eric” for his take on it.
  • Melissa Gilbert drops out of her congressional race… and owes the IRS $470,000.
  • Speaking of owing money, Al Sharpton and Tawana Brawley.
  • Thank you to all the vets out there past and present!  Happy Memorial Day!

Drew and Mike – 018 Online

May 26, 2016 | Download the file | Download via iTunes

  • Drew and Mike Host
  • 2:07:33 Hours Long
  • Drew and Mike photo session with them.
  • Drew’s shovel
  • A Saudi Arabian man decides to shoot the male doctor that delivered his wife’s baby… for seeing her nude.  Does a female Muslim newborn get hijab’ed immediately after birth?

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  • Shawn Bryant of “SneakersBox” tells us about opening day at the Nike Store in Detroit along with some other stories to include the Book Cadillac Tower.
  • The Drew & Mike Podcast might be taking some time off next week for Timko to work at the Detroit Grand Prix and for us to catalog some drops.
  • If you’re a male Muslim student in Switzerland, be sure to shake your female teacher’s hand.
  • Mike speculates on the real purpose of robe wearing.
  • Any doo doo feces encounters that you would care to email us about?
  • Drew takes us through “Zoolander 2”.
  • Gravity Payments made the news with adjusting its employee baseline salary to $70,000.  Let’s throw in a call.
  • Don’t even think about sending your employees an email during the weekend or on holidays in France!
  • Have you seen Jamie Kennedy’s “Heckler” movie from back in 2007?
  • 8 tracks.
  • Peter Thiel (co-founder of PayPal) jumped in to fund Hulk Hogan’s lawsuit
  • OJ Simpson trial and Kato Kaelin.

Drew and Mike #017

May 25, 2016 | Download the Episode | Download from iTunes

  • Hosts: Drew, Trudi and Marc
  • We’ve outsourced the logo work out of state…  Thanks to Laura out of North Carolina for what looks to be the one!

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  • Drew’s shovel has become a landmark in town.
  • As busy as the Detroit Police are with fighting crime in the city, they make time for the “Running Man” video.
  • Charlie LeDuff has a great story on “The Americans” about a lady living out of her car which costs her $6,600 per year for insurance.
  • Lots of email coming in about assigned movie theater seats.  Some support it, Drew not so much.
  • First its $6,600 per year for a woman’s car insurance in Detroit, how about $6,500 a day for Rick Snyder’s legal tab?
  • More and more millenials are living with their parents beyond the age of 18.
  • Drew Peterson is back in the news after plotting to have the Mike Ditka lookalike prosecutor killed.
  • Gary Condit is also back in the news.
  • Joseph Gentz… is he well endowed and having a square head to match his square jaw?
  • Trudi is concerned about Johnny Depp’s looks these days.
  • Layne Staley and dental issues.
  • Led Zeppelin vs. Spirit – Is the jury pool being tainted?
  • Reviewing Bill Cosby’s lawsuit and Michael Jackson dancing on the car.
  • Radiohead performed “Creep” live for the first time in 7 years.  Marc compares it to The Hollies and “The Air That I Breathe”.
  • Laith Al-Saadi performs “Rocky Mountain Way” with Joe Walsh on “The Voice”.  Marc digs the voicebox.
  • Price opened for The Rolling Stones and then never opened for anyone else ever again.
  • Dan Rather is doing a rather different documentary for his style.
  • Hillary ranting about Trump.
  • Trump ranting about protestors.
  • Going back to the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner, did Obama and Seth Meyers trigger The Donald to run for president?