This is seriously one of the funnest Drew and Mike phone calls I’ve ever heard. They stumble on to a housekeeper named Clara from Columbia, South Carolina. 

Facts Drew fishes from the phone call:

• Clara works for Doug, who was held up in Brazil. 
• Clara went to Las Vegas in November
• Doug’s lights are broke and a repair man is suppose to be calling about fixing them. 
• Clara doesn’t know Doug’s Cellaphone Phone number 
• Clara’s from Columbia, South Carolina. 
• Clara Broke one of her hips
• Doug has an answaa machine
• Doug went to Long Island
• Doug’s wife name is Rita
• Clara has a 1998 Bonneville
• The automatic lights keep going on and off. 
• Clara has worked for Doug and Rita for 20 years. 
• Clara will be there until 2:30-3:00 PM

New Facts we find out about Drew:

• Drew is suppose to fix Doug’s lights
• Rita and Drew used to date. 
• Drew and Rita have a daughter together
• Drew met Rita and fell in love with her when he first came to fix her lights. 
• Rita is an amazing lover. 
• Doug doesn’t know about Drew and Rita’s relationship.
• Drew doesn’t like to kiss and tell
• Drew has custody of their daughter with Rita
• Their daughter is a beautiful girl. 
• Drew has a photo of him with Rita and their daughter, but since it was an artsie photo, they are all nude. 
• Drew and Roya went to Woodstock together. 
• Drew thought Rita was going to give birth at Woodstock